I wanted to write all sorts of things about this team, I really did. I wanted to write a poem or something funny, something stupid as shit, but kind of profound too. But really I find myself sitting here and realizing I am truly disappointed as a fan and once loyal supporter. So much so I can’t even really articulate my feelings towards this organization, what the fuck? What happened? Like we used to be not great, but not this bad, I think we’re never going to win a game again at this pace, it seems all they do is lose, and they aren’t even cool losses, hard fought losses or losing with style, no, these are just some why bother, maybe we should of stayed on the plane losses. We used to have some degree of respect in the league, but it seems we are now on the road to becoming a total NBA punchline….

ex: What did the Clippers say to the Wizards? At least we ain’t those Raptors eh?! (Okay that was awful, but I’m sure more witty and emotionally scaring jokes will be made up as time goes on.)

With that said  I’m gonna throw this one to you loyal readers: Why do the Raptors suck?

Word up folks, this was an absolute SURPRISE to me when I saw it a few years back. Well I just wanted to see if anyone can get who this cartoon icon is…

I refuse to give a hint, cause it will make it too obvious, maybe next time. First commenter to get it wins my respect and a virtual high five!

Not a smoker, but this is hella dope. KAWS gets busy with a white (also available in black) ceramic (I think) ashtray. The piece runs for $95 and be purchased directly off his site.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUxMuk-T0gk[/youtube]

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Okaaaay! So maybe you’ve been on this for a minute, but I’ve JUST got the first season DVD for only $19.99 [Future Shop] and it was the illest investment of the day. I’ve been telling ppl to get on this, but they think I’m crazy! This has to be one of the funniest shows out thurr and is heavily slept on. The show definitely belongs on HBO, but its doing wonders for FX. I don’t wanna give too much away, but this is the raunchiest group since Seinfeld. Charlie is straight GANG! Ya’ll need to catch up if ya haven’t.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7MC6yseBGU[/youtube]

I was watching Conan O’Brien 2 nights ago, then I saw this skit…(my apologies for the sub par quality)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGJVkByYyRA[/youtube]

I’ve been laughing my ass off just thinking about this skit, it’s sooo dumb, yet so funny. The reactions are hilarious too. Maybe I’m just a twisted guy…

Earlier this week I watched a film by the name of Gattaca, it was a real cool and entertaining movie with Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman and Jude Law. I am not really a Jude Law fan,  great actor and all, but the guy is too pretty boy for my liking. Anywho, I thought he was great in Gattaca and I thought I could be turning a new leaf on this Jude Law fellow…then I seen this shit yesterday…

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I’m just sitting here watching Micheal Clayton, wonderful movie I must say, and well I just stumbled upon this gem. I don’t know how old or new this is, but it is kinda fun. OBAMAMANIA CONTINUES!!!

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Awww shit… pictures have surfaced of Mr.Michael Phelps (8 gold Medals in Beijing, terrible host of SNL), smoking out of a bong. Poor guy.

Well, I think we all know where this is going…Hopefully he can recover from this “scandal” and I can stop feeling sorry for him and go back to  just disliking him cause he gives off a “douche” vibe and thinks he has 14 more gold medals than I’ll ever have.

Last Friday we posted up a lil something on the nigga Tubesteak, this is probably one of the funniest cats on the internet today. Today we gonna switch gears a little bit and present to you another hilarious series of web videos. This time they are brought to you by the classic John Witherspoon (aka Ice Cubes dad in the Friday trilogy aka the Waynes Bros “pops”). Language is NSFW….

[youtube]http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RX7-wAO4qGs&feature=channel_page[/youtube]

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Check out the look-alike’s video at CNN.

Here’s a quick story on Madlib’s Beat Konducta Vol. 5-6′s album covers. CD drops Feb 10th. Place ya orders directly on the site.

If anyone is wondering why it looks like there is black mold growing on their copy of Beat Konducta Vol. 6, here is the reason: it is black mold.The covers for the vinyl editions of Beat Konducta Vol. 1, 2, 5 and 6, designed by Jeff Jank, are all from the same piece of cardboard. This was originally a library sound-effects record belonging to Peanut Butter Wolf which was being stored in a closet. After a leak and subsequent water damage in 2004, this record cover was thrown onto a back porch where it sat for at least a year before being used on Beat Konducta Vol. 1, and then Vol. 2. Two years later, aided by some spray paint and a lot more mold, it became Beat Konducta Vol. 5 and 6.The disintegrating cardboard is still hanging around the office contaminating its surroundings. As long as Madlib keeps making dirty beats, we’ll keep trying to use it for covers. Source: Stones Throw

Peep the rest of the covers after the jump.

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Hello folks…..umm this is a weird, very awkward ad I kinda found from the people over at Adfreak.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxxBxvOGXm0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fadweek.blogs.com%2Fadfreak%2F[/youtube]

You’ll never get those 30 seconds back again, sorry.

Was up folks, check it I love Nike. I could get into the reasons why and all that stuff, but yo, it really comes down to marketing and these guys are f**king marketing geniuses in my opinion, they have made some of the most memorable commercials I’ve ever seen and well add this gem to the list. First some context, a few weeks ago Nike released this promo video with Kobe, DJ AM and Mike Epps, it was pretty cool, nice fun commercial for whatever shoe (Kobe IV), cool.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ti6x66UUjs&feature=related[/youtube]

But then yesterday I stumbled upon this beauty of a commercial featuring the man Kobe and well… I dare you to watch this without at least smiling. One of the best ads I’ve seen in a while.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPnRFkPWyDM&eurl=http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=22390[/youtube]

It doesn’t get any better than this. Your very own issue of The Amazing Spider-Man??? ALL HAIL KING OBAMA!!!! More info at GQ UK.

Hello World! Yo boys bloggin’ live & direct out the U.K. and I just wanna wish ya a Happy New Year! I think I’m bout 5 hours ahead of the time back home. S’all good! Just wanna take the time to say thanks to all who have been supporting the website since the beginning of this year. The team really appreciate all the love and support. And, we wish ya have a happy, prosper and healthy new year. Lots to do this year and we’ll be sure to tune ya in on all the upcoming projects and events. Also, we’d like to welcome the newest 2 members to our website: L-Ment and Jibs. L-Ment’s been doing his thing and contributing to the website and you’ll soon be hearing more from Jibs (or as I like to call him, THE NEW/IMPROVED SPIKE LEE). Take care and have a good one. 2 fingers from Britain!P.S. – The London Eye fireworks were heavyyyy! 

Kevin Smith — America’s coolest geek philosopher and director of Clerks I & II and Zack and Miri Make a Porno — is back: celebrating his 37th birthday in a hilarious take-no-prisoners performance in front of a packed hometown crowd. Join the fun as Smith reveals the hysterical true stories behind the making of Clerks II and Live Free or Die Hard, the inside scoop on Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Jason Mewes… plus Weird Doggy Love and The Jury Duty from Hemorrhoid Hell. Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith has 3x the raunch, 3x the hilarity, and 3x the charm!

Dropping October 21, 2008

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